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Adio Yemi Ahmed
<<<*READ DIS*>>>
Two young boyz stole a Bag of Orange frm a neighbour, dey decided to go to a quiet place to share it.
One of dem suggest a nearby Cemetary as dey were jumpin d cemetary gate two orange fell behind bt dey don't bother cus dey av enough to share.
Some minutes later a Drunkard was coming back 4rm a Local Joint n as he was passing-by d Cemetary he heard voice sayin One 4me, One 4u, One 4me, One 4u, D Drunkard ran 2 Local Priest n said Father come n see God & Satan sharing corpse @ d Cemetary, Immediately dey ran 2 d cemetary gate n d counting continue One 4me, One 4u, One 4me, One 4u. Suddenly d counting stop n 1 of d boys ask wat about d two @ d Gate.
Immediately d Priest n Drunkard take dere heels.....
 Jul 12th 2012, 11:20 am |
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Adio Yemi Ahmed
<HEAR DIS SERIOUS BUT FUNNY>
I met my friend called Chuks yesterday, I saw him crying n I ask Chuks wat is d problem?
He replied; My guy wahala don dey ooo, I borrow Deji #2million for face surgery bt now i can't even recognised him again........
Jul 9th 2012, 11:46 pm |
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Adio Yemi Ahmed
<<IMAGINE BEGGAR>>
A woman in a Traffic signalled a beggar; your face look so familiar.
D Beggar Laugh n said: we ar friend on facebook.
Jul 7th 2012, 2:40 pm |
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Adio Yemi Ahmed
<<IMAGINE BEGGAR>>
A woman in a Traffic signalled a beggar; your face look so familiar.
D Beggar Laugh n said: we ar friend on facebook.
Jul 7th 2012, 2:40 pm |
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Adio Yemi Ahmed
<<FRIDAY JOKE READ DIS>>
I av a friend called FRANK, he loves to eat white Rice n Stew so much so, 1day we went 2 restaurant 2 eat n d Chef said d Stew is not ready yet it is only d White Rice dat ready, Frank ask d chef 2 giv him d rice n he ate it.
Afta sometime d Chef came back n said d Stew is ready now, My friend said d Chef should bring d Stew only n he drank it, afta da He started jumpin up n down hitting his Head n Body on d Flour.
When i ask him Y he is doin dat, he said he is mixing d rice n d stew 2gether in his Tommy....
Jul 6th 2012, 7:06 am |
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Adio Yemi Ahmed
<<FRIDAY JOKE READ DIS>>
I av a friend called FRANK, he loves to eat white Rice n Stew so much so, 1day we went 2 restaurant 2 eat n d Chef said d Stew is not ready yet it is only d White Rice dat ready, Frank ask d chef 2 giv him d rice n he ate it.
Afta sometime d Chef came back n said d Stew is ready now, My friend said d Chef should bring d Stew only n he drank it, afta da He started jumpin up n down hitting his Head n Body on d Flour.
When i ask him Y he is doin dat, he said he is mixing d rice n d stew 2gether in his Tommy....
Jul 6th 2012, 7:04 am |
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